jeez padded seats and fork shocks and enclosed rear hub planetary gear shifting bikes and holy cow DISC BRAKES on bikes and bikes that weigh a ton for those days when gravity is too light and bikes that weigh less than nothing and will lighten your wallet and all the time you're stumbling over stuff and gawking at stuff Yasuko will be smiling at you and Roger will be talking to you and you'll forget where you put down your (big brand coffee house creme brulé extra vente latte grande) and step on it and it will go "Sploosh!" and you'll feel like a dolt and Roger will just laugh...

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